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So three guys are waiting to get into Heaven |
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 Replies: 13 — Last Post July 3, 2009 7:11pm by Leannbby
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( The Last Magister )
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And God tells them that what they drive depends on how faithful they were in life. So the first guy says, "I cheated a lot, I'll admit it." So God gives him a bicycle. The second guy says, "I only cheated once." And God gives him a motorcycle. The third guy says, "I've never cheated." And God gives him a Lamborghini. Later the man on the motorcycle sees the guy driving the Lamborghini crying. When he asks the man why he's crying, he replies, "I just saw my wife walking."
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I'm not wasted potential, you're just not worth my time.
The impossibility of perfection will tear me apart.
There's only so much you can do.
The Broken.
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Awww! 
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I'll laugh and cry before it ends, this world will slowly fall.
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Leannbby
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awwwwwwwwwwww
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I wanna wake up feeling beautiful today
And know that I'm okay
Cause everyone's perfect in their usual way
So you see, I just wanna believe in me
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7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 | Joined: Dec. 2008 | Days Active: 95
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Nalexandra09
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haha.
i saw another version of this joke, but his wife is riding a skateboard at the end.
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''Um, one time, I like, went to the zoo and I like saw this
one animal...And it was like GRR..''
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Descartes
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I lol'd
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Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off
Cogito Ergo Sum
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7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 | Joined: Dec. 2008 | Days Active: 314
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Lally
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I dont get it.
did he kill his wife?
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MR SOLOMON GRUNDY = L ♥ V E
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7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 | Joined: Dec. 2007 | Days Active: 476
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kitts
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um
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purple haze all in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same,
actin' funny but i don't know why, excuse me while i kiss the sky
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7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 | Joined: Nov. 2007 | Days Active: 357
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lmao
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You do what you have to do.
There's nothing wrong.
If someone needs killing.
You Kill 'Em.
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Karen18
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awwww haha
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7:06 pm on July 3, 2009 | Joined: May 2009 | Days Active: 113
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Lucid Nightmare
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LOL
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"Papa, I'm a real boy!"
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I smiled.
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