OK so I was leaving German class right, I was walking the halls, Kay, and then this paper ninja star falls from the sky. I pick it up, written on it was "lucky star". No one claimed it from me so I held onto it. thats when I realized, the ninja star was a gift from Buddha himself. It will forever bring me luck, and eventually will lead me to enlightenment. How do I know this star is truly lucky? this hot as fuck chick in my math class sucked my peen after school today.
ok that part was a lie to make myself and my ninja star cooler. but trust me, its super legit.
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Shut the fuck up, no one besides your little brother has ever even seen your dick. 
