THE world's fattest man has finally managed to consummate his marriage after friends built him a "sex ramp".
Tubby Manuel Uribe, 43, slimmed down to 47st for his wedding to Claudia Solis, 38, two weeks ago.
He was carted to the ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun.
So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body.
This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts.
And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: "We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God.
"We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth."
The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions.
One friend in Monterrey, Mexico, said: "He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel."
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Estonian and bloody proud of it!
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