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I need to give my brother's computer a virus so he stops looking at
PORN so late at night
Replies: 25Last Post Aug. 20 5:00pm by brookie chookie23
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Quote: from Ju5tin at 9:43 pm on Aug. 19, 2008

And, what exactly do you intend to do with this virus? Bog his computer's speed down a whole fuck load? Record his keystrokes, so you can look at the sites he's been at then block them? What do you have in mind?

Yup, bog it down so he can't do jack shit. Then maybe he'll go to bed earlier.


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1.  It's his right to fap.
2.  Nobody goes to bed at nine or ten.
3.  Deal with it.

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Quote: from hooray for rootbeer at 9:45 pm on Aug. 19, 2008

1.  It's his right to fap.
2.  Nobody goes to bed at nine or ten.
3.  Deal with it.

Oh come on if you get up a 6 am, what time do you go to bed? Humans need about 8 hours of sleep so naturally 9 and 10 is the best time to go to bed for a healthy sleep hours.


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put a password on his computer and tell him you have no fucking idea how it got there and to stop blaming you.

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Quote: from FutileRhetoric at 12:46 am on Aug. 20, 2008

Quote: from hooray for rootbeer at 9:45 pm on Aug. 19, 2008

1. It's his right to fap.  
 2. Nobody goes to bed at nine or ten.  
 3. Deal with it.

Oh come on if you get up a 6 am, what time do you go to bed? Humans need about 8 hours of sleep so naturally 9 and 10 is the best time to go to bed for a healthy sleep hours.


And how many of us on Livewire are, in fact, sleep-deprived?

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but they're sick of it all, and they're bankrupt on selling


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Quote: from FutileRhetoric at 9:46 pm on Aug. 19, 2008

Quote: from hooray for rootbeer at 9:45 pm on Aug. 19, 2008

1. It's his right to fap.  
 2. Nobody goes to bed at nine or ten.  
 3. Deal with it.

Oh come on if you get up a 6 am, what time do you go to bed? Humans need about 8 hours of sleep so naturally 9 and 10 is the best time to go to bed for a healthy sleep hours.


there have been times when i had to work at 6 a.m., i repeat, WORK at 6 a.m.  meaning i had to get up at like 5 and i didn't go to bed until about 2 or so.  drink some coffee in the morning, let him choke his chicken.

or just keep arguing with advice people give you.


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Quote: from ShitTheRainbowxdyk3 at 9:47 pm on Aug. 19, 2008

put a password on his computer and tell him you have no fucking idea how it got there and to stop blaming you.

Unfortunately, he's smarter than that, too. I've thought of that, bu thanks for pitching it again.


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pour water on his keyboard?

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If he keeps downloading porn, he'll eventually get a virus without you having to lift a finger. Just leave him alone.

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Quote: from brookie chookie23 at 9:53 pm on Aug. 19, 2008

If he keeps downloading porn, he'll eventually get a virus without you having to lift a finger. Just leave him alone.

I fonly the world were that perfect, but no he has the same VP and Firewall as me.


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No anti-virus software or firewall is perfect. All it takes is for him to download something he thinks is porn, but isn't. Or for an open port in the firewall to be abused, or for a legitimate program to be used illegitimately by some piggy-back malware.

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